the last few days my engine in my car has had a bad shudder when under 1000 revs and today I changed my own spark plugs and air filter and completely fixed the problem and idk atm I feel as though I can do anything and my only grandpa came over and he was really proud of me and I love him so much and idk whether superficial or not today had a lot of feelings.
I also went out to the auto parts store and the supermarket without any makeup at all and ahhh that is so huge and I feel great am I allowed to feel great for that???
I’m watching Jurassic Park and I find it hard to be cross with Sam Neill for doing those silly red meat ads, I do love him so. But still Sam, what the eff
treating my body and self nicely the past week has put me in a good mood not that I want to jinx it but it’s just such a radical idea and maybe I should just be nice to myself
and take more selfies and stuff
I just woke up for the second time today
The first time was 6:30 and so I could hunt down an Internet cafe with a cd drive that could burn my short film onto a blank DVD without sooking like my external DVD drive was doing until 2am
I got back to my flat exactly as the taxi driver was walking up to my door. I must’ve got to southern cross exactly as the skybus pulled out because the next one left 8.5 minutes later. Probably. The taxi driver thought he remembered me from the one time he came into Krispy Kreme and I was talking about trampolines. So it was probably me
I got to the airport 5 minutes after check-in closed. I told them I was waiting in line and grimaced when they said they’d made the final call but she checked if the paperwork had been submitted, and thank god for lazy people. Now I’m in Newtown lying my feet on a flannelette blanket listening to a French girl wail on these two dudes for not having a cigarette. “I’m on holiday!”
Newtown’s okay. Watch my short film if you want to.
Now I’m gonna spend a weekend with my best person
look what this clever chook did
I promise it is 100% okay to tell your child/niece/nephew/grandchild/special snowflake “No!”
Odds are, if you think something your kid’s doing is cute, your dog hates it.
A lovely reminder to all of us.
it is 43/109 degrees and air con doesn’t work in my room
it’s always like 5 degrees hotter than outside at work
melting into a pool of sweat and zooper doopers